Best Marketing Concepts Ever Heard

by Geethalakshmi 2009-05-19 20:20:39


Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing. Very Happy


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising. Very Happy


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say
"Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing. Very Happy


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations. Very Happy


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.Laughing


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!Laughing


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.Laughing


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------
she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share.Laughing

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