Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.