1) IN AN INTERVIEW:
M.D: I give you driver job. Starting salary two thousand.
Mr. Bean: Oh wow! You are great sir, starting salary ok, how much driving salary?
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?*
Mr. Bean: 16
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
5) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!