Mr. Bean

by savitha 2009-08-27 09:37:13

1) IN AN INTERVIEW:

M.D: I give you driver job. Starting salary two thousand.
Mr. Bean: Oh wow! You are great sir, starting salary ok, how much driving salary?
M.D:���.?

2) MARRIAGE:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?*
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. BeanSad
crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

5) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!


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