black one liners
by Nirmala[ Edit ] 2010-09-18 17:39:59
black one liners
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?...Nine months.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?...Cut the rope.
Why are jelly beans a lot like the world?...Cuz everyone hates the black ones.
What's the most confusing day in a black neighborhood?...Father's Day.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?...Alive.
What did Abraham Lincoln say after his five day drunk?...Who the fuck did I free?
Why does asprin work?...cuz its white.
How do you drown a nigger?...pop his lips.
What do you call 200 niggers in a barn?...antique farm equipment.